Now dispensing on Solana · paired with $HIMS

Ask your doctor if a fox is right for you.

Crypto is full of men, yet we keep making coins about other men. $MEGANFOX is the first clinically proven^* treatment.

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*Proven by us, just now, on the timeline.

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MEGANFOX^®

(vulpes megan) tablets

100mg

Literally a fox.

Net contents: 1 fox · paired with $HIMS

Fox Facts

Active ingredientPurpose

Megan Fox 100%Fox

Uses

temporarily relieves the urge to buy coins about other men

Warnings

Do not use if you prefer looking at Tom Cruise.

Directions

Hold daily. Do not sell.

Inactive ingredients

$HIMS, Solana, golden hour

OPEN HERE ↓ ✂

MEGANFOX 100 mg

← drag me, I'm a box

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History of present illness

Chief complaint, in the patient's own words:

“Crypto is full of men, yet we keep making coins about other men.

Think about it.

We've had Bike Tyson, Tom Cruise, Bad Bunny and countless other male celebrity coins.

Meanwhile, I've been seeing Megan Fox promote boner pills on my timeline almost every day for the past month.

Why hasn't anyone made a coin based on someone men actually want to see?”

Assessment:

Acute male-coin fatigue. Prognosis excellent.

Fox Family Practice

1 Golden Hour Ridge · The Timeline · Est. today

Patientevery man in crypto

Datetoday

℞

$MEGANFOX

paired w/ $HIMS, on Solana

Sig: hold one (1) daily.
Do not sell.

Refills: ∞

✓ Dispense as written

Dr. V. Fox, M.D. (Doctor of Memes)

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Clinical study MF-001

Randomised, double-blind^†, timeline-controlled study of celebrity coins in adult crypto men (n = everyone).
^†One eye open.

Figure 2.1 — Men who actually want to see it (%)

3%Bike Tysonplacebo

4%Tom Cruiseplacebo

5%Bad Bunnyplacebo

1%Other menplacebo

off the chartMegan Fox$MEGANFOX

p < 0.0001
wow

Table 2.2 — Adverse reactions reported in ≥ 1% of holders
Reaction	$MEGANFOX	Placebo (men)
Refreshing DexScreener	94%	2%
Telling the group chat	88%	1%
Buying more	71%	0%
Changing PFP to a fox	63%	0%
Selling	0%	97%

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Full prescribing information

HIGHLIGHTS OF PRESCRIBING INFORMATION

These highlights do not include all the information needed to use $MEGANFOX safely and effectively. Honestly, nothing here is information. MEGANFOX® (vulpes megan) tablets, for timeline use. Initial approval: today.

1 INDICATIONS AND USAGE

$MEGANFOX is indicated for the treatment of acute male-coin fatigue in adult crypto men who have seen Bike Tyson, Tom Cruise, Bad Bunny and countless other male celebrity coins and would, frankly, prefer to look at something else.

2 DOSAGE AND ADMINISTRATION

2.1 Recommended dosage. One (1) bag, held daily. Do not take with selling.

2.2 Administration. Swap SOL via Jupiter. $MEGANFOX is paired with $HIMS; routing happens automatically. Paste the NDC (contract address) printed on the carton.

3 DOSAGE FORMS AND STRENGTHS

Tablets: 100 mg, orange, fox-shaped, debossed “literally a fox” on one side and “$HIMS” on the other.

4 CONTRAINDICATIONS

$MEGANFOX is contraindicated in patients with a known preference for coins about other men. Discontinue if you start making a Tom Cruise coin.

5 WARNINGS AND PRECAUTIONS

5.1 Prolonged staring. Patients may stare at the hero image for extended periods. This is expected.

5.2 Priapism of the chart. If your green candle lasts more than four hours, post it immediately.

5.3 Timeline exposure. Patients report seeing Megan Fox promote boner pills almost every day for the past month. This is how the condition is transmitted.

6 ADVERSE REACTIONS

See Table 2.2. The most common adverse reaction (≥ 90%) was refreshing DexScreener.

12 CLINICAL PHARMACOLOGY

12.1 Mechanism of action. $MEGANFOX binds selectively to the part of the brain that has been looking at the same men for two years. She is literally a fox.